Thursday, May 28, 2026

GLOG Crossover Multiverse Class: Every Orc

Sure, a sigilist can defeat countless orcs, but what about every one?

OMNIORC

Starting Skill: War, Forigner, Weight Lifting

Starting Equipment: Orc Axe, Orc Leathers, Big ol' pot of Orc Stew

A: Every-Orc

B: Double-Orc

C: +1 Attack

D: Platonic Descent

A: Every-Orc
You count as whatever possible orc* it would be advantagous to you, with all that entails.

B: Double-Orc
You count as any two possible orcs as it would be advantagous to you, with all that entails.

D: Platonic Decent
You count as every possible orc at all times, with all this entails.

*possible orcs include a tortured and corrupted elf, a fungus with a cockney accent, a fungus with a orchid on it's shield, a girl, a pig man, a mongol as described to a child by a racist, a soldier, a barbarian, a soldier, a barbarian, a soldier, a barbarian, a soldier, a barbarian, a soldier, a barbarian, a soldier,  mexican, a noble savage, a shaman in tune with nature, a caveman, a bio-weapon grown in mud, a goblin but bigger, a troll but smaller, a kind of undead, a half-devil, a genderless construct born from couldron, a conan, a social construct, a spiritual disease caused by industralization and facism, a ideal of masculinty (green), a lumpy grey thing, a monster someone stumbled into, a monster someone chose to be, a person, a kind of magic horse with a single horn, the dream of an incompetent solider, mindless vessel for enacting another's will, a creature defined by unbrindled rage, a race that needs to carry a lantern to see during the day, the decay of all things, beautiful nature spirits, Xenphon of Athens, literally bluebeing, slaves who recently overthrew their master, ethno-racial designator, things born of scrap-metal from the mud of battlefields, muscle mommy with tusks, a spork, vile shades, a facist cop or a barbarian. I think that's the complete list, please inform me if I missed any.